chromnur:

just-shower-thoughts:

If homosexuality occurs naturally in almost all animals, you’ve probably seen a lesbian pigeon at some point.

(via borinq)

scene118:

good morning to all the breasts, honkerz, bazongers, knockers, bongos, tatas, titties, tits, racks, papas, bosoms, bazookas, boobers, tatas majores, mammary glands, bazooms, baps, tig ol biddies, chesticles, bazoombas, cha chas, hunka hunkas, awooga boogas, badonkers, dobonhonkeros, hadonkadonkas, milkers, tetas and titty tity boing boings

(via borinq)

freakonakaleesh:

freakonakaleesh:

*lights a cigar with a match and leans back in my plush leather chair, looking out through the blinds at the city. my fuckin city.*

(via borinq)

lumsel:

snowflakeeel:

I’m reading the first chapter of my Ichthyology book for homework and so far my favorite quote is:

“Humans are not the pinnacle of evolutionary progress but only an aberrant side branch of fish evolution.”

women want me, but fish? fish pity me

(via cereul)

the-book-reaper:

ara-queen:

evilvillain123456789:

court jester sucking the king silly right there on his throne, in full view of the guards

His stupid little hat jingling away

the king develops a pavlovian response to jingling bells

(via fartgallery)

val-ritz:

The problem with forcibly seizing the assets of, say, Jeff Bezos is that his net worth of $161 billion does not mean he has that in cash. That’s the worth of everything he owns, including stock in his own company.

And the problem with seizing THAT is that it isn’t real. It’s based on confidence and what people might conceivably pay for it. And if you just seize it, that confidence tanks. And then that wealth evaporates.

The problem with capitalism isn’t that there’s a bunch of old dudes sitting on hoards of cash. It’s that they’ve collectively created a system by which they have ludicrous social and economic power based on the PROMISE of hoards of cash. That don’t exist. They have created a social stratum in which debt is money.

That’s why the exhortation is to SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION, not GO GRAB ALL THE MONEY. Because the money isn’t real, and the need to go out and get it is blinding people to the fact that it doesn’t need to exist.

(via cadaverkeys)